Why wear shoes? It won’t stop a bigger piece of glass.
Why wear hats? It won’t stop your head from getting cold.
Why wear gloves? They won’t keep your hands warm forever.
Why wear clothes? They won’t always keep you warm.
Why wear a seatbelt? You may crash anyway.
Why wash your hands? There is bacteria everywhere.
Why wipe your arse? You’ll need to go to the toilet anyway.